Miss 5: Teacher, I have two grandmothers!
Teacher: You do? That’s wonderful! I have none.
Miss 5: It’s very nice to have grandmothers! They cook for me, take care of me and love me to bits.
Teacher: Since you have two and I have none, would you share them with me? Ask one of them to come live with me so that I have somebody to cook for me, take care of me and love me to bits too.
Miss 5: I think cannot, Teacher!
Miss 5: They may not agree!
Teacher: You go home and persuade them.
Miss 5: Okay!
- My Grandmother (meenas17.com)